We are beginning to recruit an elite team of penguin fighters to research the coming Penguinocalypse. Inform everyone you know!! It is crucial that everyone be prepared.
We will inform you of the new members of our team shortly.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Penguins Beginning to Infiltrate the US and UK!
BREAKING NEWS: It seems that penguins have begun their attacks on the US and UK!! Several people have reported spotting penguin-sized footprints in odd places around their houses, and the thefts of three koalas were reported. We do not know yet what has happened or is happening, but we do know that the penguin wrath is spreading.
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