Could it be?
Penguins do breathe fire when hungry, that's true, but they have now mastered the art of freezing their oponents into ice, which would lead to human fossiles all over again, as in the ice age. Scientists believe that, even back then, penguins were a horrible terror for the people living in the ice age. Back then, no one knew the power of kiwis, and fire extingishers were not yet invented, as you know. They were forced to use ice and snow to put out penguin fires, but the penguins were still unstoppable when angry. Now, however, we are more equipped, but spread the word, penguins may soon strike the world like never before. Remember, keep kiwis and fire extingishers near at all times. (Fire extingishers are availible in pink, rainbow, and zebra striped.) An all-kiwi diet, and also kiwi-scented-perfume, soap, lotion, and face masks are highly recommended. These are all currently available at the store nearest you. Remember--stay safe, and always be on the lookout.
Come back soon for more news and advice about Penguin Safety Awareness. Have a nice day.
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