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Penguin's have been recently discovered to be extremely deadly to the human race. Ignore their fuzziness and little tuxedos, Penguins are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, can breath fire. We must take action, and spread awareness about the coming penguinocalypse, for there are ways to evade penguins, and perhaps live a bit longer.

Recently, we asked our followers to reshare something on Google Buzz, and the results were:

71% had already been eaten by penguins, and therefor wouldn't reshare.
28% were hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers waiting for the coming penguinocalypse.*
3% couldn't do math,
and 1% were smart and reshared.

*Smart penguin tip: Always keep a fire extinguisher at hand. They are available in packs of four, six and eight, with the color options of pink, blue and psychedelic rainbow with peace signs.


This poll shows us that the Penguinocalypse may be closer than we think. Scientists were predicting back in May that it would happen sometime in Summer, 2013, but they are realizing now that it may be as close as March 2013 (assuming we all survive 2012, of course. But if you ask me, the Penguinocalypse is much more pressing than the end of the world).