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Penguin Attack!

One of our readers recently had a terrifying encounter with a ferocious penguin! The woman (who shall remain unnamed) was recently robbed and terrorized by a hungry penguin. She wisely set a trap in her backyard, but unfortunately it was not enough to catch the dastardly penguin.

When she came home from work one evening, the trap was sprung, and the stuffed koala gone! Her next-door neighbors also reported a missing skateboard. When police were called to investigate, they found suspicious foot-prints all around the trap.

The skateboard was recovered the next day, lying next to what looked like a pile of burnt rainbow glitter. Here are photographs:

Penguin footprints around the trap?

Matching footprints found on the skateboard!

Could this be an actual picture of a penguin skateboarding? This photo was sent in by one of our readers. 

Penguins Beginning to Infiltrate the US and UK!

BREAKING NEWS: It seems that penguins have begun their attacks on the US and UK!! Several people have reported spotting penguin-sized footprints in odd places around their houses, and the thefts of three koalas were reported. We do not know yet what has happened or is happening, but we do know that the penguin wrath is spreading. 

We are beginning to recruit an elite team of penguin fighters to research the coming Penguinocalypse. Inform everyone you know!! It is crucial that everyone be prepared. 

We will inform you of the new members of our team shortly.