A Frightening Idea

So far, all of the penguin attacks have been found to be in Antarctica. We know that the penguins are already terrorizing Antarcticans. But last Tuesday, we began getting letters from people in the US and UK who spotted penguin tracks. Missing Koalas, kiwi trees burned down, penguin tracks nearby, what could this mean? Could the penguins be beginning to take over the rest of the world? They're certainly being stealthy about it.

If you find any traces of penguin tracks, or any suspicious thefts, please contact us with the news.

Check back soon for penguin sightings, danger areas, and more!

Penguin Safety Checklist.

How to know if you're prepared for the Penguinocalypse:

-Are you on an all-kiwi diet?
-Do you know of a safe hiding place for all of your koalas?
-Do you own a fire extinguisher?
-Are you well educated in SDAP (Self Defense Against Penguins)?
-Do you have a penguin burglar alarm installed in your house?



If you answered no to any of these questions, then you are not prepared for the Penguinocalypse. The penguins will eat you. If you answered yes to all of these, you may have a chance of surviving the Penguinocalypse without losing too many limbs.