How to know if you're prepared for the Penguinocalypse:
-Are you on an all-kiwi diet?
-Do you know of a safe hiding place for all of your koalas?
-Do you own a fire extinguisher?
-Are you well educated in SDAP (Self Defense Against Penguins)?
-Do you have a penguin burglar alarm installed in your house?
If you answered no to any of these questions, then you are not prepared for the Penguinocalypse. The penguins will eat you. If you answered yes to all of these, you may have a chance of surviving the Penguinocalypse without losing too many limbs.
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